Grady Hendrix | How to Sell a Haunted House

How to Sell a Haunted House

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Your past and your family can haunt you like nothing else… A hilarious and terrifying new novel from the New York Times bestselling author of The Final Girl Support Group.

Every childhood home is haunted, and each of us are possessed by our parents.

When their parents die at the tail end of the coronavirus pandemic, Louise and Mark Joyner are devastated but nothing can prepare them for how bad things are about to get. The two siblings are almost totally estranged, and couldn’t be more different. Now, however, they don’t have a choice but to get along. The virus has passed, and both of them are facing bank accounts ravaged by the economic meltdown. Their one asset? Their childhood home. They need to get it on the market as soon as possible because they need the money. Yet before her parents died they taped newspaper over the mirrors and nailed shut the attic door.

Sometimes we feel like puppets, controlled by our upbringing and our genes. Sometimes we feel like our parents treat us like toys, or playthings, or even dolls. The past can ground us, teach us, and keep us safe. It can also trap us, and bind us, and suffocate the life out of us. As disturbing events stack up in the house, Louise and Mark have to learn that sometimes the only way to break away from the past, sometimes the only way to sell a haunted house, is to burn it all down.

Horror
Suspense
Thriller

Additional Information about the book

Publisher: Berkley

ISBN: ‎978-0593201268

ASIN: B09JVY9QZ3

Word Count: 117600 words

Length: 392 pages

Language: English

Release Date: January 17, 2023

Available as: Ebook,Paperback

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It's been a very long time since I picked up a novel and read it. I don't know if I missed reading or it was that good but I didn't put it down. I never had an opinion on puppets & masks before, but I do now... nor will I ever buy a doll from eBay. Chuckie should have taught us the first time.

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